grace me with your face
Smoke some green and listen
Tree in Flower near Vetheuil, 1879, Claude Monet
snapchat sucks because you get to see all the cool stuff people didn’t invite you to as they do it
the 7 y/o boy who lives next door doesn’t want to go in the house to bed and i just heard his dad use the old “you live under my roof, you live by my rules” and the kid just shouted back “im not under your roof im under the sky and thats god’s roof and he wants me to play out for longer!”
i can’t stop laughing.
update: now he’s scootering down the street singing ‘we didn’t start the fire’ while his dad chases him
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
A Clockwork Orange - 1971